Creepy Clyde's Movie Reviews

5 DOLLS FOR AN AUGUST MOON -197? 2 STARS. Mario Bava. Cool music. Bodies in meat locker. Viva Giallo! And I love it when movies let the music roll at the end, even when picture and credits go to black.

ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE -1953 1 STAR.

ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN -1948 2 STARS.

ABOMINABLE DOCTOR PHIBES 2 STARS.

ALICE, SWEET ALICE 1 STAR. (I hate it when children are killed, great music, good movie if it wasn't for that.)

ALIEN movie series 2 STARS.

ALIEN VS PREDATOR 2004

ALMOST HUMAN 1 STAR.

APRIL FOOLS DAY 2 STARS.

AUDITION (Koren/Japanese) 1999 2 STARS. Would watch again. Subtitles.

AUNTIE LEE'S MEAT PIES 1 STAR. -T & A Movie. Karen Black and Hunts Hall are great.

AXE 3 STARS. Aka LISA, LISA.

BARN OF THE NAKED DEAD -197? 2 STARS. (Needs a lot of Fast Forwarding)

BAY OF BLOOD AKA TWITCH OF THE DEATH NERVE 2 STARS. AKA LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT PART 2 AKA CARNAGE. It grew on me. Mario Bava.

BEGOTTEN 1 STAR.

BILLY THE KID VS. DRACULA 2 STARS.

BLACULA 2 STARS.

BLACK CAT, THE -198? 1 STAR. Mimsy Farmer. Italian.

BLACK SABBATH 1 STAR. -Karloff and Bava. Scary and entertaining.

BLACK CHRISTMAS 197? 1 STAR.

BLADES -1989. 2 STARS. One of Troma¹s good ones. Saw at Drive inn with RABBID GRANNIES!

THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT 2 STARS.

BLEED -2003 1 STAR. T&A

BLOODSISTERS -1987 1 STAR.

BLOODSTALKERS 3 STARS.

BLOOD CULT -1985 1 STAR. Would not watch again (unless I fast forwarded it...). The best SHOT-ON-VIDEO I've seen.

BLOODLINE -2005. 0 STARS. There's outdoor stuff, which I like, hatchets, but how does this get distributed? Fooled again.

BLOOD DINER 1 STAR.

BLOOD FEAST 1 & 2 2 STARS.

BLOOD FREAK 1 STAR. -Cool leg scene.

BLOOD SPLASH 2 STARS. -Axe murder

BLOODTHIRSTY BUTCHERS -1970 1 STAR. (No good. Good title.)

BLOODY BIRTHDAY -1983 2 STARS.

BLOODY MURDER 1 & 2 2 STARS.

A BUCKET OF BLOOD 2 STARS.

THE BURNING 2 STARS.

BURIAL GROUND (AKA NIGHT TERRORS) 2 STARS. -Italian. So bad it's good.

THE BUTCHER 2 STARS. -Italian? French?

BORDELLO OF BLOOD 2 STARS. (Tales from the Crypt movie)

THE BODY SHOP -1974 2 STARS. So bad, it's good.

THE BODY BENEATH 1 STAR.

THE BOOGEYMAN -1977 1 STAR.

CABIN FEVER 3 STARS.

CAMPFIRE TALES 2 STARS.

THE CAMPUS CORPSE -1977 2 STARS.

CARNAGE -197?. 2 STARS. Andy Milligan at his best. So bad, it¹s good.

CARNIVAL OF BLOOD -19__ 2 STARS.

CARRIE 1 & 2 2 STARS.

CHEERLEADERCAMP -1987.

CHERRY FALLS 3 STARS.-my current Favorite

THE CORPSE GRINDERS -1971 2 STARS.

CUT 2 STARS. (Starring Molly Ringwald)

CHILDREN SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS 2 STARS.

CLASSIC UNIVERSAL 2 STARS.

CREEP -2005 2 STARS! Very cool! Something this cool is rare nowadays.

CRIMINALLY INSANE 2 STARS.

CRY WOLF -2005. 0 STARS. Too slick.

CEMETARY MAN 2 STARS.

CLOWN AT MIDNIGHT 2 STARS.

CAMP BLOOD -1999 1 STAR.

CHILDREN OF THE LIVING DEAD 1 STAR.

CANIBAL FEROX 1 STAR. (a.k.a. MAKE THEM DIE SLOWLY) One reason I wouldn't want this around the house is so that the kids won't find it. I love the music. A lot is great, but the animal cruelty stuff is unnecessary.

CANNIBAL CAMPOUT -1988. 1 STAR. Shot on video.

THE CARPENTER 1 STAR.

THE CRAZIES -1973 1 STAR. (Good, but I'd rather watch DAWN OF THE DEAD again.)

DON'T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT 3 STARS.

DIE, SISTER, DIE 0 STARS

DAWN OF THE DEAD 3 STARS.

DRACULA 3 STARS. (Francis Ford Coppala's)

Dr. J EKYLL AND MR. HYDE -1941 1 STAR. Spencer Tracey. Wow! Ingred Bergman is so beautiful in this! Lana Turner is too. I don't believe I would make a point to watch it again, only for Ingred.

DEMONS 1 & 2 2 STARS.

DEMON KNIGHT 2 STARS.

DUSK TO DAWN 1, 2, & 3 2 STARS.

THE DEAD NEXT DOOR 2 STARS.

DEEP RED 2 STARS.

DRACULA VS. FRANKENSTEIN 2 STARS.

DRIVE-IN MASSCRE 1976 2 STARS. (It ís good.)

DEADLY FIELDTRIP -1974 2 STARS. (If there was some real gore, this would be a perfect.)

DEADLY FRIEND 2 STARS.

THE DORM THAT DRIPPED BLOOD -1985 2 STARS.

Dr. JECKLE AND MR. HYDE-193? 2 STARS. Frederick March

DR. SHOCK, GARDEN TOOL MURDERS 2 STARS. (I would watch again cuz of Dr. Shock segments)

DEVIL'S NIGHTMARE Part of 4 movie BLOODBATH DVD release. 2 STARS. Great intro music, theme.

DARKNESS -1992 1 STAR. (a.k.a. Leif Jonker's DARKNESS) Cool vampire blowing up scenes. Cool music.

DARKNESS FALLS -2003. 1 STAR. Enjoyable.

DARK STORIES -2000 1 STAR.

DEAD INN 1 STAR.

DEAR DEAD DELILAH 1 STAR. Some cool scenes.

DON'T GO IN THE WOODS 1 STAR.

DON'T GO IN THE HOUSE 1 STAR.

DAHMER -2003 1 STAR.

THE DRILLER KILLER -1979 1 STAR.

DR. JEKYLL¹S DUNGEON OF DEATH -1979. 1 STAR. T-T-T-Terrible!

DRIVE IN -2001. 1 STAR. Not to be watched more than once.

FRIDAY THE 13th 3 STARS.(all of, including JASON X)

FUNLAND -1986. 0 STARS. Black comedy. Cool character actors gettin' employed. Jan Hooks is cool. This has no business being in the Horror section.

THE FINAL TERROR 3 STARS.

GINGER SNAPS -2001 3 STARS.

HOUSE OF LONG SHADOWS 3 STARS. (one of my top ten)

HALLOWEEN (All) 3 STARS.

HIGH TENSION -2004 2 STARS. Real cool. French, right?

LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS 3 STARS. (B&W) (Remake is good too!)

LAND OF THE DEAD -2005. 3 STARS. Very Cool. Thankyou Steve Friedman for the free Detroit FreePress passes!

MOTHER'S DAY 3 STARS. (just got on DVD)

MICROWAVE MASSACRE -1979 3 STARS.

MADMAN -1981 3 STARS.

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD 3 STARS. (old & new)

PIECES 3 STARS.

EVIL DEAD 1 & 2 2 STARS.

EXCORSIST 2 STARS.

EATEN ALIVE -1977 2 STARS. Donít like to see kids terrorized though. Tobe Hooper.

EATEN ALIVE -1985 2 STARS. Cannabal

EVIL DEAD 3 1 STAR.

EVIL ED -1999. 1 STAR. I enjoyed it. Similar to Peter Jackson's early stff and Blood Diner. Wish it was played straighter.

ELLIE 1 STAR.

FORSAKEN DEAD 2 STARS. (saw at the Drive-in)

FIEND WITHOUT A FACE 2 STARS.

FRIGHTMARE -1974/8 2 STARS. Great movie! -Same actress from HOUSE OF LONG SHADOWS!

THE FOREST -1983 2 STARS.

FANGORIA'S I, ZOMBIE 1 STAR.

FANGORIA'S SCHOOLíS OUT 1 STAR.

FIVE DEAD ON A CRIMSON CANVAS 1 STAR. Terrible.

THE FOG -1979 Great cast. 1 STAR.

THE FOG-2005 2 STARS.

FINAL STAB -2001 1 STAR.

FINAL DESTINATION 1 & 2 1 STAR.

FEAR.COM 1 STAR.

THE GHOST AND MR. CHICKEN 2 STARS.

GHOST SHIP -2003 2 STARS.

THE GORE GORE GIRLS 2 STARS.

GRADUATION DAY 2 STARS.

GROTESQUE 1 STAR. Sixty seconds of it is good. Linda Blair and Tab Hunter are cool.

GOD TOLD ME TO -1976 1 STAR.

GIRL IN ROOM 2A -1973. Zzzzz. 1 STAR.

THE GRUSOME TWOSOME 1 STAR.

THE GAME 1 STAR. Not the Michael Douglas movie. Still, a couple cool scenes.

THE GHASTLY ONES 1969. 2 STARS. I would watch again just to try to understand it.

GINGER SNAPS BACK 1 STAR. Enjoyable.

THE HILLS HAVE EYES 3 STARS.

HANNIBLE 2 STARS.

HANDS OF BLOOD -1974. 2 STARS.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 2 STARS.

HORROR RISES FROM THE TOMB 2 STARS. AKA HORROR FROM THE TOMB. Paul Naschy.

HOLLOW MAN

HATCHET FOR THE HONEYMOON 1 STAR.

THE HEADLESS EYES -1971 1 STAR. Some parts are cool, but man does it drag.

HELLRAISER SERIES 1 STAR. Nothing I would watch again, or rent. Too fantastical.

THE HOT BOX -1972 1 STAR. All gunfire. Coulda been great.

HOW TO MAKE A MONSTER 195? 1 STAR.

HOLLYWOOD CHAINSAW HOOKERS 2 STARS.

HOUSE OF A THOUSAND CORPSES -2003 2 STARS. (Saw before released!)

HOUSE BY THE CEMETARY 2 STARS. (AKA ZOMBIE HELL HOUSE)

ICE CREAM MAN 2 STARS.-Clint Howard

I DRINK YOUR BLOOD 3 STARS.

ILSA, SHE WOLF OF THE SS -1974 2 STARS.

I DISMEMBER MAMA -197?. 1 STAR. Disapointing. Cool wah-wah guitar/flute soundtrack.

I EAT YOUR SKIN 1 STAR. B&W Just a cool title.

IT LIVES AGAIN 1 STAR. Not so bad sequel to IT'S ALIVE

I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE 1 STAR. This close to making the 'watch again list.

THE ICE BOX MURDERS 1 STAR. Italian

ILSA, THE WICKED WARDEN -197?. 1 STAR.

ILSA, HAREM KEEPER -197?. Better than 'Wicked Warden'.

INN OF THE DAMNED -1974. 1 STAR. Slow at times. I love 70's horror-movie-synth music, but this movie takes place in 1898.

INVASION OF THE BLOOD FARMERS -197? 2 STARS.

INQUISITION -1976 2 STARS. Paul Naschy. Wouldn't watch again.

IT'S ALIVE 197?. 2 STARS. Killer baby movie. Bernard Herrmann-music. Rick Baker-makeup.

INVASION OF THE FLESH HUNTERS 1983. 1 STAR. John Saxon is cool.

IT'S ALIVE AGAIN 70'S-Good!, But I have watched it twice and that's enough.

I SPIT ON YOUR CORPSE -1984? 2 STARS. Just the title.

JEEPERS CREEPERS 2 STARS.

JASON X 2 STARS. (Friday the 13th part ten)

JUNIOR -1984 2 STARS.

KILLING SPREE 2 STARS.

KILLER INSTINCT-2001 1 STAR.

KILL, BABY...KILL -Mario Bava. 1 STAR.

KISS ME KILL ME 1 STAR. -Italian

LISA AND THE DEVIL 1 STAR.

THE LITTLE GIRL WHO LIVES DOWN THE LANE -1976 or 1975. 2 STARS. Jodie Foster. Mild Horror. 90 min. Martin Sheen. Better than many

LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT 2 STARS.

LAST MAN ON EARTH 2 STARS.

LOVERS LANE 2 STARS.

MARDI GRAS MASSACRE -1978. 2 STARS. H.G. Lewis would be proud.

MARK OF THE VAMPIRE 2 STARS.

MARK OF THE DEVIL -197? 2 STARS. Torture.

MESSIAH OF EVIL -197?. 2 STARS. Why have I never heard of this movie? Wonderful.

MR. ICE CREAM MAN -2002? 2 STARS. Even though it¹s shot on video, I liked it.

MAD LOVE 2 STARS.

THE MAD BUTCHER 2 STARS.

MAUSOLEUM -1983 2 STARS. Bobbi Breesee!

MOTELL HELL 2 STARS.

MORTUARY 2 STARS.

MOUNTAINTOP MOTEL MASSACRE 2 STARS.

MOM 2 STARS.

THE MUTILATOR -1984 2 STARS.

MILL OF THE STONE WOMAN 2 STARS.

MIMIC 1 & 2 2 STARS.

MARY MARY BLOODY MARY 1 STAR.

MARTIN -1979 1 STAR. Have I mentioned I jammed with Tom Savani at a piano in Cleveland?

MAN FROM DEEP RIVER -1977 1 STAR.

NATAS, THE REFLECTION -198? 1 STAR. My copie had Elvira hosting. Elvira, you rule.

THE NIGHT EVELYN CAME OUT OF THE GRAVE 197? 1 STAR.

NIGHT SCHOOL -1980. 1 STAR. Boston Decapitator. This close to keeping. Rachel Ward

A NIGHT TO DISMEMBER -1983 1 STAR.

NIGHT OF THE HOWLING BEAST 1 STAR.

NIGHTMARE ON ELMSTREET 2 STARS.

NOSFERATU -1979 2 STARS.

NAILGUN MASSACE 1985. 2 STARS. Shot in woods a lot. Great bad, down-south acting.

NIGHT OF THE SCARECROW -1995. 2 STARS. Not kept in my library, but very enjoyable.

NIGHT OF THE GHOUL -19?? 1 STAR. Peter Cushing. Seen about 3 times. Long time till the Ghoul makes an appearance. Ugh.

THE NEW YORK RIPPER 2 STARS. -Lucio Fulci. Kinda Sleazy.

OFFERINGS -1988 2 STARS. Discovered this 80's low budget southern gem in 2006.

PEP SQUAD 2 STARS.

THE PIT AND THE PENDULUM 2 STARS.

POPCORN 2 STARS.

PSYCHO BEACH PARTY 2 STARS.

POOR PRETTY EDDIE 1 STAR. -fun at times.

PEEPING TOM 1 STAR.

PET SEMETARY 1 STAR. (everything is so good, from art direction, to the zombie, Fred Gwyne,...maybe I can watch this again, if I could fast forward thru the death of Gage, I hate it when children are killed-off.)

PROM NIGHT 1 THRU 4 1 STAR.

PLEASE DON¹T EAT MY MOTHER 1 STAR.-Stoooopid. Title is the best thing.

PRIME SUSPICION 1 STAR. Synth music, Axe

PSYCHO FROM TEXAS -1981. 2 STARS. Could use more blood.

RABID GRANNIES 198?. 2 STARS. Troma distributed.

RAVENOUS -1999 2 STARS. I found this in Action/Adventure.

RITUALS 2 STARS.

THE RAVEN 2 STARS.

RED NECK ZOMBIES 1 STAR.

REPULSION 1 STAR.

THE RING -2002 1 STAR. It's scary! It¹s great! Don¹t know why I don't feel like watching it again.

REST IN PIECES -1983? 1 STAR. Only good thing is that I got to hear the real voice, undubbed, of the actor who played the teacher in 'Pieces' (here playing a character named 'Hume') and other Euro films. This movie however is a Los Angeles/1980's piece of trash.

THE RETURN OF THE VAMPIRE 2 STARS.

RETURN TO HORROR HIGH 2 STARS.

RESIDENT EVIL 1 & 2 2 STARS.

REVENGE OF THE LIVING ZOMBIES -19??2 STARS. Wow. Just discovered this in 2005. It's wonderful to keep digging, and finally find something great. So bad, it's great. Thanks Bill Hinzman, the first zombie we see in NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD.

SCREAM 1, 2 & 3 2 STARS.

SEED OF CHUCKY -2004 3 STARS. Really really good. Laugh out loud funny.

SILENCE OF THE LAMBS 2 STARS.

SILENT RAGE -1982 2 STARS. Chuck Norris! I found this in Action/Adventure.

SLAUGHTERHOUSE -198? 2 STARS. Intense real pig processing near beginning.

SLEEPLESS 2 STARS.-Dario Argento 2000

SLEEPAWAY CAMP 1, 2 & 3 2 STARS.

SLEEPWALKERS 2 STARS.

SLEEPY HOLLOW 2 STARS.

SLITHER -2006 2 STARS. A Great Flick!

SPLATTER UNIVERSITY -1980 2 STARS. Something?

SCARED ALIVE 1 STAR.-Not recommend.

SCARECROWS -1988. 1 STAR. Fair amount of blood. Hijacking commando bankrobbers get killed off one by one by demonic scarecrows. S'pose I could watch it again.

SISTERS 1 STAR.

SHIVERS -1979 1 STAR. AKA as THE NIGHT OF THE DEMON, THE PARASITE MURDERS, THEY CAME FROM WITHIN .(I rather watch I DRINK YOUR BLOOD)

SPIDAR BABY 1 STAR. Lon is so cool.

SPLATTER FARM -1990s? 0 STARS. Shot on video. How does this get distributed? Ugh!

SCREAM AND DIE -2001? 1 STAR.

SOMETHING WEIRD 1 STAR.

SLEDGE HAMMER -1984 1 STAR. Shot on video!!! I feel so decieved. Not good.

SUSPIRIA 2 STARS.

SWINGERS MASSACRE -197? 1986? 2 STARS.

THE SADIST 1 STAR. Coulda used a more horrifying payoff.

STUFF STEPHANIE IN THE INCINERATOR -1989. 1 STAR. 97 min. No good.

STRANGE BEHAVIOR 80'S? 70'S? 1 STAR.

SHRIEK OF THE MUTILATED -1974. 3 STARS. This movie stands up to repeated viewings, like say, twice a month. I love it!

TOMB OF THE WEREWOLF 2003 1 STAR. Paul Naschy. T&A

TERROR -1985 Italian. 1 STAR. Sort of like 'I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE'. Couldn't resist FF. Great music.

THE UNDERTAKER AND HIS PALS -1967 1 STAR.

TENEBRE 3 STARS. So beautiful. I watch it monthly.

TERROR IN THE HAUNTED HOUSE -195? 1 STAR. B&W Just talk. Lots of talk. Enjoyable, but nothing shown. Nothing.

TOOLBOX MURDERS 197? and 2005 2 STARS. Tobey Hooper remake. (I like the original a little more...)

TOWER OF EVIL -1973 2 STARS.

TOXIC ZOMBIES 2 STARS.

TWO THOUSAND MANIACS 2 STARS.

A TASTE OF BLOOD 1 STAR. HG Lewis

TWISTED BRAIN 3 STARS.

TWISTED NIGHTMARE 3 STARS.

TRICK OR TREATS 3 STARS.

TOURIST TRAP -1978 3 STARS.

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 1 & 2 3 STARS.

THREE ON A MEATHOOK -1972 3 STARS.(Needs some fast forwarding)

TALES OF TERROR 3 STARS.

THEATER OF BLOOD 3 STARS.

UNCLE SAM 3 STARS.

URBAN LEGEND 3 STARS.

VALENTINE 3 STARS.

VOODOO TAILZ -2002 1 STAR.

VAMPIRES VS ZOMBIES -2003. 1 STAR. Not good. 'Creepysix film'.

THE WILLIES 1 STAR.

THE WICKER MAN -1973. 3 STARS.Wow! Very cool. Such cool music too.

WHEN THE SCREAMING STOPS -1974. 3 STARS. Still have Drive-in vomit bag.

WISHMASTER SERIES 1 STAR. Nothing I would watch again, or rent. Too fantastical.

THE WOLF MAN 1 STAR. Starring Earl Owensby. Some cool scenes.

ZOMBIE ARMY -1991. 1 STAR. How do these things get picked up for distribution? Dug the music.

ZOMBIE FLESH EATERS -19?? 3 STARS. Armond D' Ossoro Knight Templers Last herah! Jack Taylor rules. Some of the same music from 'WHEN THE SCREAMING STOPS'.

ZOMBIE 3 3 STARS.

ZOMBIE 4 3 STARS.(AKA AFTER DEATH)

ZOMBIE HOLLOCAUST 3 STARS.

Horror Movie Compilations:

AN AMERICAN NIGHTMARE

BOOGEYMEN

COMING SOON

FANGS

FLESH AND BLOOD (Hammer Retrospective)

FRANKENSTEIN, A CINEMATIC SCRAPBOOK

GRAMPA'S HORROR MOVIES

HOLLYWOOD GHOST STORIES (Hosted by John Carradine) -198?.

HORRIBLE HORROR (Hosted by Zacherly)

HOORAY FOR HORRORWOOD

SECRETS OF DICK SMITH (Hosted by Hal Holbrook) 19??.

TERROR IN THE ISLES

NIGHTMARE THEATRES LATE NIGHT CHILL-O-RAMA HORROR SHOW (Something Weird Video)

ZOMBIE THON -1978 so so so so good.

100 YEARS OF HORROR -hosted by Christopher Lee